KISSOLOGY

Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect
At her LIPS is LoveCHEEKis HeroismNECK is Lust
BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY.
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Woman: If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee.
Man: And if you were my wife, I'd drink it.
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A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,This is my sardarni,He is my kid,& she is my kidney.
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English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"
Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,
"NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!
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FRIENDS

"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"
Do u want a documentary proof ??
Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U'll find al frns behind u !!!
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Its a Fact : A Girl may not help u to get lot of Salary But..
Salary may help u to get lot of Girls. So, Love ur Work not Girls...!
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How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar
Who cant undrstnd english 2 "open d door."
Speak Dis very fast. "There was a Cold Day"
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In india,we hav only POSTMAN,but no POSTWOMAN,why?
Bcos ,they take 9 months for DELIVERY
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