Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect
At her LIPS is LoveCHEEKis HeroismNECK is Lust
BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY.
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Woman: If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee.
Man: And if you were my wife, I'd drink it.
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A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,This is my sardarni,He is my kid,& she is my kidney.
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English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"
Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,
"NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!
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