1.Three ways to die....
Take a ciger daily--you will die 10 years early
Drink Rum daily-- you will die 30 years early
Love someone truly--you will die daily
2.A foolish MAN tells a woman to STOP talking,But a wise man tells her that
she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
3.One good way to REDUCE alcohol consumption. ....
Before marriage--Drink whenever you are SAD
After marriage --Drink whenever you are HAPPY
4.Fastest means of transport... ...
1.Tele-Phone
2.Tele-Vision
3.Tell to woman
Need still FASTER--Tell her NOT to tell anybody
5.Love your friends NOT their sisters,Love your sisters NOT their friends.
6.A man got 2 wishes from god. He asked for the BEST wine and BEST woman.
Next moment, he had the BEST wine and MOTHER THERESA next to him.
MORAL:Be Specific
7.If you doNOT have a girl friend--you are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a girl firend--ypu are missing EVERY thing in your life.
8.When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE??
Ans: On Their MARRIAGE
9.Why government doNOT allow man to marry 2 woman?
Bcoz, as per constitution, tou canNOT Be Punished TWICE for the same mistake...!
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