Biwi ka antim sanskar kar ek aadmi ghar ja raha tha.
Achanak..... Bijli chamki tufan Aaya aur barish Hui,
Dukhi Aadmi bola "Lagta Hai Pahuch Gayi."
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Paani mein Whiskey milao at nasha chadta hai.Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
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A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.
What did they named them?
They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'
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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?Dava is like girlfriend,That comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,Jitni purani hogi utna sir Chad ke bolegi.
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