Some light jokes

Lady : Is this my train?

Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.

Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

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Customer :Waiter, do you serve crabs?

Waiter :Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

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Customer:Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?

Waiter:Can't you tell the difference by taste?

Customer:No, I can't.Waiter:Then does it really matter?

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Customer:Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.

Waiter:Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

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Customer:Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.

Waiter:That' s all right sir, he won't drink much.

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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.

Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.

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Customer:Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.

Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

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Customer :Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?

Waiter :I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

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Man: How old is your father?

Boy: As old as me.

Man : How can that be?

Boy: He became a father only when I was born.

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Customer:Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?

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