Jokes

I can kiss u
I can kiss u without even touching u.

Gal: U can'tSanta: Lagi 10-10 ki

Gal: OkSanta kisses her lips

Gal: Touch kar liya, touch kar liya

Santa: Aah lai 10 Rs.
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Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai, jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai.

Kaun hai jo Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he?

Santa: Airhostess!
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Starts with tea?
Santa: What's the name of ur car?Banta: I don't know but it starts with "T"Santa: Kamal hai yaar teri gaddi tea nal start hundi hai, apni te Petrol nal start hundi hai.
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Ek baat batani hai
Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.

Santa: Bolo.Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu!Santa:

It's a gud News.Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.
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a car on loan
Santa bought a car on loan...

He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.

Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

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Santa went2 c a gal 4 marrigeParnts decided 2 let thm b alone 2 talk
Santa:Behanji aap kitne bhai-behan ho?Gal:Pehle 3 the ab 4 HO GAYE
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1 ladki
Santa told Banta: "Yaar 1 ladki mujko hans k dekh rahi hai"
Banta: "Dhyan se dekh..hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai.!"
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SMILE PORT
santa traveling 1st time in plane going to BOMBAY,while landing, he shouted : "BOMBAY-BOMBAY",
air hostess : " B-silent please ",santa said : " OMBAY - OMBAY.....!!!!!!!! "
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airhostess
After unsuccessful attempts to land the plane airhostess was repeatedly saying.. "we r on outskirts."
Santa shouted "when will we enter the skirts?"
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application form
Santa was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: "Yes!"

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